Meeting Minutes: Week 156
Attendance:
Everyone with a streak they’re too afraid to break.
Agenda:
- Celebrate Tim’s 200-day meditation streak.
- Intervene with Lisa, who hasn’t blinked since Duolingo called her “lazy.”
Guest speaker: Grammarly.
- Brought charts.
- Called us “statistically inspirational.”
- Nobody clapped.
Closing remarks:
- We agreed to delete one app each.
- Most relapsed immediately after getting a “7-day engagement badge.”
- But one person didn’t.
- She spent the week with her family, forgot to track it, and smiled about it anyway.
Unanimous decision: She wins.
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