Welcome back to the annual Productivity Olympics, sponsored by Your Anxiety™.
Event One: Long-Form Emailing
Grammarly takes gold for catching 123 typos in a single panic draft.
Event Two: Streak Hoarding
TypeShare users compete to the death: who can post from the emergency room first?
Event Three: Self-Comparison Marathon
Every participant wins and also cries.
Closing ceremony:
The crowd chants, “We did our best!”
The judges award zero rest days.
Maybe next year we’ll host the Nap Decathlon.
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