Apparently the secret to engagement is… quitting.

If you’re drowning in deadlines and treating caffeine like a food group, welcome to time debt.

We hear this all the time. 

The ouroboros of higher ed: you get a degree so you can… teach other people to get the same degree?

My first crochet blanket looks like it had been mauled by a raccoon on meth.

Most people treat ChatGPT like a writing tool.

So this guy (let’s call him Ethan Fumblecode) asked us for advice. And oh boy, did it unlock a rant.

I used to think “cringe” was a sign to stop. Now? It’s basically my personal growth alarm.

If you’ve ever searched for “best ChatGPT prompts,” you’ve probably ended up with a giant list of copy-paste templates that don’t actually work.

Who would you seat at your imaginary council table?